seriously i don't know how i run across this crazy ish!
Yesterday, Nike announced they would be launching a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance.
"Nike is proud to continue its commitment to new and innovative products with the first ever sneaker developed exclusively for sex," president and CEO Mark Parker said. "Stylishly sculpted and contoured for enhanced comfort, the featherlight Air Fornicator provides superior energy return to reduce fatigue and boost the libido. With this shoe you will last longer, experience more pleasure, and fuck smarter," Parker added.
i. can't. lmfao!
The Air Fornicator has a cutting-edge support system that creates maximum foot stability, to improve alignment, increase clitoral stimulation, and deepen penetration.
The mid sole will adapt to the user's pelvic motions and cushions the overall shock of repetitive grinding.
The shoe's sole will improve grip, enhance traction, and prevent slipping on a variety of surfaces, including carpeting, concrete, wallpaper, hardwood, and silk.
Cost: $175
Available in: High and Low-tops and in a variety of passion-inducing color schemes.
******and this is all a joke. lmfao! sorry. lol*****
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